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multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

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methbugz:

lmfao they look at him like it’s his fault

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Me

Me

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sadskatchewan:

vesley:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you

on a scale of 1-10 how aroused are you


On a scale of 1 to 10 how proud are you

sadskatchewan:

vesley:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you

on a scale of 1-10 how aroused are you

On a scale of 1 to 10 how proud are you

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society-ruined-the-teens:

cute lil trees upon my arm by merxmaid

society-ruined-the-teens:

cute lil trees upon my arm by merxmaid

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completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

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Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

(via flawless-demonhunter-n-sexgod-69)

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particlefucker:

dont let tumblr make you believe that

-eating car hubcaps is cool

-being an inanimate object is acceptable

-post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk

-having a corporeal form is healthy

-france exists

-chemtrails aren’t real

(via descepter)

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Anonymous asked: Can I pants you?

thisiselliz:

u tryin to suck me up

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clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

(via rememberto-loveyourself)

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fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else

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bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via i-dont-singh)

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

tired of all of the fake friends and backstabbers. the immaturity never ends. can’t wait for 8th gradee <3

(via fluffyplant)

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lostintroylerland:

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals. We would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.

Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

(via smallybiggz)